The apocalypse is cancelled.

The apocolypse is cancelled. Until I say so.

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Divine My Own Future: ofthefittest: milliondollardebut replied to your post: M’aiq doesn’t...

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milliondollardebut replied to your post: M’aiq doesn’t like the Dark Brotherhood. M’aiq knows that Gabriella of the Dark Brotherhood likes crocheting and unicorns and long walks on the beach. She was once on a beach and saw a unicorn. She stabbed it in the…
Unfortunatly.

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Anonymous asked: It is not considered friendly or hospitable to break a cat's face. M'aiq is a cat and does not seek to have his face broken. M'aiq's face is not glass, and thus not meant for breaking. ~ M'aiq the Liar

Yeah, well, I’m not trying to be friendly or hospitable. I’m trying to usher you into a white padded room, away from normal, decent civilia -

Your face.

Is a cat?

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milliondollardebut replied to your post: M’aiq doesn’t like the Dark Brotherhood. M’aiq knows that Gabriella of the Dark Brotherhood likes crocheting and unicorns and long walks on the beach. She was once on a beach and saw a unicorn. She stabbed it in the neck with a crochet needle. M’aiq saw this. It was not a pleasant walk on the beach. ~ M’aiq the Liar
Okay - I think your anons are by far the creepiest.

That was not a competition I was hoping to win.

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Anonymous asked: Just wondering.. is 'Stephanie Brown's boyfriend' one of the roles you want to fill, in reference to question 25?

No.

How many times must I remind you anons that a) she is insufferable, b) I’m eleven, and c) I am heir to the cowl and house of al Ghul. Love and relationships do not thrive or benefit either party when there exist far more important priorities and duties.

Three strikes, you’re out.

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Anonymous asked: M'aiq doesn't like the Dark Brotherhood. M'aiq knows that Gabriella of the Dark Brotherhood likes crocheting and unicorns and long walks on the beach. She was once on a beach and saw a unicorn. She stabbed it in the neck with a crochet needle. M'aiq saw this. It was not a pleasant walk on the beach. ~ M'aiq the Liar

Robin to Batman, do you read? …no, seriously, Batman - what am I supposed to do in this situation?

Okay, look, unless you want to get your face broken, I suggest you leave. Where do you live? Arkham Asylum, perhaps?

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Anonymous asked: 25 and 3?

25.If you could do anything or wish anything, what would it be?

I’m not sure how to answer this. There are a lot of things that I would like to see happen or roles I wish I could fill. But it’s of no matter, because I know that in the end, I will achieve greatness. Or die trying. But the latter is unlikely to happen.

3. You are on a flight from Honolulu to Chicago non-stop. There is a fire in the back of the plane. You have enough time to make ONE phone call. Who do you call? What do you tell them?

Realistically, I would put out the fire or pilot the plane to a safe landing, but for the question’s sake…

I… would call my Batman. And apologize for failing him.

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beautyisthelynx asked: 1?

1. What is more difficult for you, looking into someones eyes when you are telling someone how you feel, or looking into someones eyes when they are telling you how they feel?

I… depends on who “they” are.

Usually though, the first.

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milliondollardebut asked: 15

15. What do you think would be the hardest thing for you to give up? Why would it be hard to lose?

Thing? My… how would one say this. Giving up my… self image. Who I percive myself to be. My purpose, my motivation, the reasons I was created born. Without my heritage driving me to become the person I must, I would feel… lost.

-tt- Not like you’d understand…

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Deep Questions

1. What is more difficult for you, looking into someones eyes when you are telling someone how you feel, or looking into someones eyes when they are telling you how they feel?
2. Think of the last time you were REALLY angry. WHY were you angry? Do you still feel the same way?
3. You are on a flight from Honolulu to Chicago non-stop. There is a fire in the back of the plane. You have enough time to make ONE phone call. Who do you call? What do you tell them?
4. You are at the doctor’s office and he has just informed you that you have approximately one month to live. Do you tell anyone/everyone you are going to die? What do you do with your remaining days? Would you be afraid?
5. You can have one of the following two things. Which do you choose? Why? Love and Trust.
6. You are walking down the street on your way to work. There is a dog drowning in the canal on the side of the street. Your boss has told you if you are late even once more, you are fired. Do you take the time to save the dogs life? Why or Why not?
7. Would you rather be hurt by the one you trust the most or the one you love the most?
8. Your best friend confesses that he/she has feelings for you more than just friendship. He/she is falling in love with you. What do you (or did you) do/say?
9. Think of the last person who you know that died. You have the chance to give them 1 hour of life back, but you have to give up one year of yours. Do you do it? Why or Why not?
10. Are you the kind of friend that you would want to have as a friend?
11. Does love = sex?
12.Your boss tells your coworker that they have to let them go because of work shortage, and they are the newest employee. You have been there much longer. Your coworker has a family to support and no other means of income. Do you go to your boss and offer to leave the company? Why or Why not?
13.When was the last time you told someone HONESTLY how you felt regardless of how difficult it was for you to say? Who was it? What did you have to tell the person?
14. What would be (or what was) harder for you to tell a member of the opposite sex, you love them or that you do not love them back?
15. What do you think would be the hardest thing for you to give up? Why would it be hard to lose?
16. Excluding romantic love, when was the last time you told someone you loved them. Who were they to you?
17. If there was one moment and one time in the last month what would you change and why?
18.Imagine it is a dark night, you are alone, it is raining outside, you hear someone walking around outside your window. WHO do you wish was there with you?
19. Would you give a homeless person CPR if they were dying? Why or Why not?
21.You are holding onto your grandmother’s hand and the hand of a newborn that you do not know as they hang over the edge of a cliff. You have to let one go to save the other. Who do you let fall to their death? What was your rationale for making the decision?
22. Are you old fashioned?
23. When was the last time you were nice to someone and did NOT expect anything in return for it?
24.Which would you choose, true love with a guarantee of a broken heart, or never loved at all? Why?
25.If you could do anything or wish anything, what would it be?

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Anonymous asked: Ahh... The beauty of the naked form. Humans are rather prudish, are they not? Of course, there is an island you can reach filled with wonderful, naked, glistening bodies. It only appears when the moons are full, the rain falls, the seas run red, and it's M'aiq's birthday. ~ M'aiq the Liar.

Batman? Batman, do you copy?? Deranged individual is a danger to himself and a threat to public safety. Target displays worrisome certainty in his fantasy world …and general signs of extreme creep syndrome. … Batman?

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